It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in sheets, and I sat down to write my bio. Hi, I’m Jess Hooper. The wind is howling through the streets, and I’m a product manager and content strategist. Like the spiders who’ve retreated—quivering—under the eaves, I make things for the web.

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